auuuaaugh that last pic took a really long time and im super tired but ill see if i can sneak in more of the requests tomorrow
anyway heres roddy being roddy
Truly that picture would have been 100% less anime if it wasn’t for the wise weaboo teachings of Breadsy
happy to help, friend
"I found the one my heart loves."
[Original from MTMTE #32]
just me mtmte ramblin to try to make sense of shenanigans :Ic
BECAUSE SERIOUSLY I LIKE EATING FOOD AND BEING ABLE TO AFFORD IT
WHAT’S UP HERE.
I don’t really draw. I doodle at best. So what do I do, artistically speaking? I write. I write helluva lot. I’d like to think I also write pretty damned well! So here’s the deal, boys and girls, I’m interested in offering my services in writing.
DEM DOLLAR RULES.
- I’d prefer to write for a fandom I’m familiar with. If you aren’t sure, the worst I’ll ever do is just politely let you know my lack of familiarity. Heck, if you don’t care, I can try my best.
- I’m estimating that I’ll charge about 10$ per 500 to 1000 words per story. If you want the story longer than that, I’ll probably start tacking on a 5$ fee every 1000 words. So you’ll start off with 10$ for roughly 1000 words; if you desire your story to be something like 3000 words, it’d be about 20 bucks. I will say that if you initially order a 1000 word story and it hits about 1300 or something like that, I won’t charge you extra.
- 300 word story is only 5$.
- I WILL charge extra for porn and depending on the kink. Porn stories will start out as 15 bucks for about 1000 words, with the 5$ charge for every additional 500 words. 6$ for 300 words. More on this later!
WHAT I WILL WRITE. normal mode!
- Fandoms are PREFERRED. Again, if I’m not familiar with the fandom, I can’t guarantee the quality. If you want me to write your original character in a fandom setting, that’s fine too, but I really want a decent personality summary so I can do it justice.
- Fight scenes, romance, fluff, humor, slapstick, drama, horror, gore, what have you. Just let me know what you intend.
WHAT I WILL WRITE. porn mode!
- Same rules applied for fandom/original characters. I prefer to be familiar with the fandom/characters if I’m gonna write porn.
- I have no qualms about sexuality. I’ll write heterosexual, homosexual, xenophilia, technophilia — it’s all good to me. I don’t charge extra for any of that.
- I will NOT write anything with underage characters. Below the age of 18 is unacceptable to me. Aging characters up will be all right in most circumstances.
- I will NOT write the following kinks: anything to do with excrement (POOP IS A BAD IDEA, URINATING IS A BAD IDEA, I DUN CURR), inflation, or bestiality.
- I will charge an additional 5$ fee for non-consensual situations and vore. Dub-con is safe from this fee. If you’re askin’ me to write a fic about Pyramid Head gettin’ it on with anyone, yeah, it’s getting the extra fee. There’s no question or argument on this.
- Transformers/Brave Saga/ROBOT FANS IN GENERAL, I am all right with all forms of how you deem they do the horizontal tango. You just need to let me know your preferred shaggin’ technique. (Sticky, tactile, spark/ember, etc.)
- I have the right to decline your request. I will not be rude about it, I will just let you know. No worries!
- Please submit all requests in my ask box.
- I accept payment with my paypal: firstname.lastname@example.org
- I will need your email in return in order to give you your story.
Please reblog as you see fit!
cali tagged me in a thing and I am bored so WOO excuse to ramble 8)
breadsy replied to your post: “I love it when spike screams really LOUDLY AND INTENSELY BUT HIS FACE…”:this franchise has a long and prosperous history with Dull Surprise
I DONT KNOW WHY IM LAUGHING SO HARD AT DULL SURPRISE BUT I AM
let me introduce you to pat lee, friend